I’m hopping on your plane
We must keep away
From the evil gay
Our food has too many dates
We take a break to pray
For five times a freaking day
Then find sheep to slay
Cleanse with dry ablution
Fluid-based jurisprudence
Purify
Best bring tissues or some Wet Wipes
And a Bay’ah we will say, say, say, say, say
Zaydi to a Sunni sheikh, sheikh, sheikh, sheikh, sheikh
Sheikh it up! Sheikh it up!
Alaykum when I wake, wake, wake, wake, wake
Call Jihad for Allah’s sake, sake, sake, sake, sake
‘rabian sun makes me bake, bake, bake, bake, bake
Bacon? Nup! Sheikh it up!
For walking down the street
Their hijab makes a screen
So they’re never seen
We’re chanting as we stone
Another lewd rape victim ho
She Hadd it coming, yo
Snubbed when he proposed!
Frequent daily douchings
To purge our sin pollutions
Can’t drink wine
And we fast from the dawn to night
Our creator did create, -ate, -ate, -ate, -ate
Gabriel’s new Hadīth faith, faith, faith. faith, faith
Sheikh it up! Sheikh it up!
No shaving of our face, face, face, face, face
Laud Muhammud with our praise, praise, praise, praise, praise
Bábí the Quranist way, way, way, way, way
Quaker? Nup! Sheikh it up!
Sheikh it up! Sheikh it up! Sheikh it up! Sheikh it up!
Just think, while you’ve been fretting in your crowds
Lighting up fires, starting riots in the streets of the world
You should have been slitting throats that eat… pig… meat!
Should follow my God
Or see Jahannam gates
And to Abdullah in the chair of a Mullah, say a prayer
Persia, Yemen, Gaza, Babylon, we’ll take, take, take
And the Atheists we’ll flay, flay, flay, flay, flay
Pagans we’ll decapitate, hey, hey, hey, hey
Sheikh it up! Sheikh it up!
Large craters detonate, bang, bang, bang, bang
Stringing up each Western race, hang, hang, hang, hang
Papacy we’ll decimate, shank, shank, shank, shank
Sheikh it up! Sheikh it up!
Sheikh it up! Sheikh it up! Sheikh it up! Sheikh it up!
